Tomodachi Life is a game full of unpredictable moments, thanks to the bizarre behavior of Miis and their often hilarious excuses. Whether it’s dodging responsibilities, justifying weird actions, or trying to wriggle out of awkward situations, Miis never fail to surprise players with their absurd logic. Here are some of the funniest excuses Miis have ever given in Tomodachi Life.
1. “I Can’t Help You Move—I’m Waiting for My Pizza to Call Me”
One player reported asking a Mii to help with something, only to receive the response, “Sorry, I’m waiting for my pizza to call me.” The sheer absurdity of expecting a pizza to initiate contact instead of just being delivered makes this one of the most ridiculous excuses ever.
2. “I Would, But My Hat Needs a Nap”
Miis have a weird attachment to their hats in Tomodachi Life. One player shared that when asking their Mii to do something, they received a refusal along the lines of, “I would, but my hat needs a nap.” Apparently, in the Mii universe, headwear requires scheduled rest periods.
3. “I Can’t Right Now—I Have to Stare at This Wall for a While”
Some Miis don’t even try to come up with a reasonable excuse. A player once got a response where a Mii outright said, “I can’t help, I need to stare at this wall for a while.” While honesty is appreciated, this level of commitment to doing absolutely nothing is next-level laziness.
4. “I’m Too Busy Trying to Look Mysterious”
Some Miis have a flair for drama. One player encountered a Mii who refused to interact, citing the reason as, “I’m too busy trying to look mysterious.” It’s unclear what looking mysterious entails in a game where facial expressions are mostly fixed, but this Mii was clearly committed to the act.
5. “I’d Love To, But I Just Ate a Big Bowl of Nothing”
Excuses about being too full are common, but one Mii took it to another level. When invited to do something, the Mii responded, “I’d love to, but I just ate a big bowl of nothing.” This excuse suggests that either the Mii is making up an elaborate lie or that they somehow managed to get full off an invisible meal.
6. “I’m Too Busy Thinking About How Cool I Am”
Confidence is great, but some Miis take it way too far. One particularly self-absorbed Mii rejected a request with, “I’m too busy thinking about how cool I am.” At least they’re honest about their priorities.
7. “I Have to See If Clouds Have Feelings”
Miis often get lost in their own thoughts, but this one might take the cake. A player asked a Mii for help and got this response: “I’d love to, but I have to see if clouds have feelings.” Scientific curiosity is great, but maybe this Mii needs a reality check.
8. “My Feet Are Tired from Sitting All Day”
Miis don’t always have the best grasp on logic, and this excuse proves it. A player once had a Mii decline an invitation by saying, “My feet are tired from sitting all day.” This excuse raises a lot of questions—primarily, how exactly does sitting wear out your feet?
9. “I’m Waiting for a Sign from the Universe”
This excuse might sound deep, but in reality, it’s just an elaborate way to say “I don’t feel like it.” One player encountered a Mii who avoided doing something by saying, “I’m waiting for a sign from the universe.” It’s unclear what kind of sign they were expecting, but they seemed perfectly content to sit and wait.
10. “I’d Help, But My Socks Are Feeling Moody Today”
Tomodachi Life Miis have emotions—but apparently, so do their socks. A player once had a Mii use the excuse, “I’d help, but my socks are feeling moody today.” It’s unclear how socks can have moods, but this Mii wasn’t taking any chances.
11. “I Need to Stay Here and Guard My Sandwich”
Some Miis take food very seriously. One player reported asking their Mii to hang out, only to be told, “I need to stay here and guard my sandwich.” Whether there was an actual threat to the sandwich or just an intense sense of food loyalty, we may never know.
12. “I Have to Count All the Atoms in the Air”
Some excuses are so over-the-top that they become impressive. One Mii managed to avoid a task by claiming, “I have to count all the atoms in the air.” Not only is this impossible, but it also implies that this Mii has way too much free time.
13. “I’m Busy Imagining a World Where Fish Walk on Land”
Creative thinking is great, but not when it’s used to dodge responsibilities. One Mii refused to participate in something because they were “busy imagining a world where fish walk on land.” Perhaps they should be given a notebook to start writing their bizarre fantasy novel.
14. “I Can’t Right Now, I Need to Perfect My Blink Timing”
Blinking isn’t something most people think about, but apparently, some Miis do. A player once had a Mii refuse to do something because they needed to “perfect their blink timing.” Whether they were training for some sort of blinking competition is still unknown.
15. “I’m on a Very Important Mission: Doing Absolutely Nothing”
Finally, one of the best and most straightforward excuses a Mii has ever given: “I’m on a very important mission: doing absolutely nothing.” At least they’re honest about their dedication to laziness.
Tomodachi Life is a game where Miis constantly surprise players with their bizarre logic and ridiculous excuses. Whether they’re too busy guarding sandwiches, thinking about their own coolness, or perfecting the art of blinking, these little characters never fail to make players laugh.
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