Miis, the lovable avatars from Nintendo’s gaming universe, have always been a source of fun and amusement, but what many might not know is that some of their funniest moments come from the absurd, nonsense stories they create. From bizarre adventures to nonsensical plots, Miis are masters at crafting tales that range from hilariously odd to completely out of left field. These are the times when Miis have made up the most ridiculous stories, leaving players in stitches.
The Mii Detective Agency
In the quirky world of Miitopia, players can interact with various Miis, some of whom have unique personalities and even odd professions. One of the funniest nonsense stories comes from the creation of the Mii Detective Agency. In a particularly absurd scenario, the Miis take on the roles of detectives trying to solve “the case of the missing sandwich,” which, of course, is presented as a highly urgent matter. The detective in question—a Mii with an exaggeratedly serious demeanor—interviews the witnesses, who all provide completely unrelated and absurd testimonies, including accusations that the sandwich was “stolen by a ghost” or “eaten by a giant rabbit.”
The best part of this story is how seriously the characters take the investigation, with Mii detectives making intense observations like “the crumbs lead this way,” despite there being no logical reason to follow them. As the investigation unfolds, the case spirals further into chaos, with absurd theories and accusations building to a peak of ridiculousness. The final “reveal” is that the sandwich was simply eaten by the Mii detective himself, and the mystery is solved in the most anticlimactic, yet hilarious, fashion.
The Story of the Time-Traveling Mii
One of the most outlandish Mii stories revolves around a time-traveling Mii who claims to have been sent from the future to “stop the impending disaster of the missing spoon.” The tale begins with a sense of gravity and importance, as the Mii warns the others of the impending doom caused by the lack of spoons in the future. The urgency is palpable, but as the story unfolds, it becomes clear that this is no ordinary tale of heroism.
The time-traveling Mii explains that in the future, people use spoons for everything, even the most unusual tasks, like flying or teleporting. Without spoons, the world falls into chaos, and all food-based technology ceases to function. The time-traveling Mii insists that the present-day characters must take action by gathering as many spoons as possible, creating a bizarre scavenger hunt to save the future. Of course, things go awry, with the Mii eventually revealing that the “disaster” was just an excuse to borrow some spoons for an extravagant tea party. The whole plot is a ridiculous, time-warping romp that showcases the Miis’ talent for turning the most nonsensical of ideas into a comical narrative.
The Adventures of Captain Dandelion and His Crew
Another memorable Mii story takes place on the high seas, where a Mii named Captain Dandelion and his ragtag crew of misfit Miis embark on a nonsensical quest to find the “Legendary Sock of Eternal Comfort.” According to the story, the sock holds the power to make the wearer feel comfortable for all eternity, a prospect that excites the entire crew beyond reason. The crew is made up of Miis with wildly inappropriate skills for the task, like a chef who specializes in making sandwiches (yet insists on using them as ship navigational tools), and a scientist who spends all of their time trying to turn the ship into a giant vacuum cleaner.
The crew’s adventures include sailing through a sea of marshmallows, battling giant rubber ducks, and navigating treacherous waters filled with fog made of cotton candy. At one point, they even end up being attacked by an army of confused sea turtles wearing tiny pirate hats. The ridiculousness of the journey is what makes it so funny—the characters remain entirely serious and committed to their quest despite the absurd nature of their surroundings and challenges.
The Great Mii Heist: The Case of the Missing Pizza
One of the most absurd and hilarious Mii stories revolves around the infamous “Pizza Heist.” In this tale, a group of Miis gets together to solve the case of a missing pizza that was allegedly stolen during a neighborhood party. The plot starts with an intense investigation, with Miis questioning each other in a manner far too serious for a simple pizza theft.
One Mii, who has an over-the-top British accent, insists that the pizza was “stolen by an international crime syndicate” and that the thief must be “someone of great cunning and mystery.” Meanwhile, a far more relaxed Mii claims that the pizza was likely just eaten by someone “too hungry to resist.” As the investigation unfolds, it’s revealed that the pizza was never stolen at all. In fact, it had been sitting under a couch the entire time, only to be discovered by a Mii who was too distracted by the sheer excitement of the search to notice the obvious. The entire plot leads to a completely anticlimactic resolution, which only makes the story even funnier.
The Haunted Library of Laughter
In this tale, a group of Miis finds themselves trapped in a haunted library, where the books aren’t just filled with words—they’re filled with jokes. The library itself is alive, its shelves rearranging at will, and the Miis are forced to solve riddles and puzzles to escape. But instead of encountering sinister traps, they’re faced with ridiculous scenarios such as a book that demands they perform a dance to turn a page, or another that asks them to make up the funniest joke to move forward.
The library’s ghost, a comical Mii with a haunting laugh, insists that the only way to leave is to “become the funniest Mii in the world,” which leads to a series of absurd antics. The Miis start telling the most ridiculous jokes, including one about a potato who became a stand-up comedian. In the end, they escape, but not before the ghost leaves them with one last riddle: “What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?” The answer, of course, is a carrot.
Mii Superheroes: The League of Totally Unlikely Heroes
In yet another absurd tale, Miis team up as superheroes to fight a world-threatening villain, but instead of typical powers, they have absurd and comical abilities. One Mii can transform into an oversized sponge, soaking up all the moisture in the air, while another can turn into a giant, inflatable ball that can roll around at high speeds. They team up to stop the evil villain, Dr. Noodle, whose plot involves turning the world into one giant spaghetti dish.
The heroes struggle to contain Dr. Noodle’s powers, which involve squirting sauce from a giant pasta cannon. In the end, it’s the Mii with the sponge ability who saves the day by soaking up the sauce, rendering Dr. Noodle powerless. The whole thing is an unpredictable, bizarre romp filled with over-the-top characters, ridiculous superpowers, and a plot so silly that it’s impossible not to laugh.
Conclusion
The Miis have a knack for creating the most absurd and hilarious stories that leave players in stitches. Whether it’s a time-traveling Mii trying to prevent the end of the world due to missing spoons, or a detective solving the case of the “stolen” sandwich, these quirky characters know how to turn any plot into a comedy. The sheer nonsense of their adventures is what makes them so enjoyable, and every new story they come up with is another hilarious addition to the unpredictable world of Miis.
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