Miis, the customizable avatars from Nintendo, have been a staple of gaming since their debut on the Wii in 2006. Over the years, Miis have appeared in numerous games, from Wii Sports to Tomodachi Life, often spouting bizarre, hilarious, and downright confusing lines. Whether it’s their robotic yet oddly expressive voices or their unexpected comments, Miis have delivered some of the weirdest dialogue in gaming history.
1. “I’m in a really bad mood because I had a weird dream.” (Tomodachi Life)
Miis in Tomodachi Life frequently describe their dreams in strange ways, but the fact that a single dream can ruin their entire day raises a lot of questions. What exactly did they dream about? Did it involve sentient hamburgers attacking them, or was it something even more cryptic?
2. “I have feelings for spaghetti.” (Tomodachi Life)
While many people love spaghetti, expressing romantic emotions toward it is another level of dedication. Miis have been known to confess their love for inanimate objects, but this particular line makes you wonder: are they talking about the dish, or do they see spaghetti as a living entity?
3. “If you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life, would it be brick or bees?” (Miitopia)
This unsettling question from Miitopia leaves players bewildered. Neither option seems appealing, and the mere thought of consuming either one is disturbing. Are they trying to test human endurance or just looking for a weird conversation starter?
4. “I have the ability to teleport, but only when nobody is looking.” (Tomodachi Life)
This paradoxical statement suggests that Miis may have powers beyond human comprehension, but they can never prove it. Are they secretly omnipotent beings, or is this just their way of making small talk?
5. “Did you know? There’s a food called food.” (Tomodachi Life)
This classic line from Tomodachi Life feels like something an AI would generate while trying to sound intelligent. Of course, food is called food. The real question is—why are they telling you this?
6. “You look like you had a great dream. Did you dream about cows?” (Miitopia)
The confidence with which a Mii assumes you dreamed about cows is unsettling. Do they have some form of psychic power, or are cows the universal standard for good dreams in the Mii universe?
7. “I want to be the best banana in the world.” (Miitopia)
Ambition is admirable, but aiming to be a banana is a goal that raises several existential questions. Are they planning to transform into one? Do they see bananas as an elite species?
8. “Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?” (Miitomo)
While this classic internet hypothetical is well-known, hearing it from a Mii in Miitomo makes it all the more surreal. What do they know that we don’t? Are they preparing for some kind of battle royale?
9. “Everything tastes better when it’s shaped like a dinosaur.” (Miitopia)
While there’s some truth to this (chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs do taste better), it’s still a strangely specific philosophy. Is this the key to happiness in the Mii world?
10. “I heard that if you sneeze seven times in a row, you get teleported to another dimension.” (Tomodachi Life)
This eerie statement raises a lot of concerns. Is this something that has happened to a Mii before? If so, where did they end up? More importantly—should we not test this theory?
11. “I hope I never run into my own clone. It would be too weird.” (Miitomo)
Considering Miis exist in a world where you can make endless duplicates of yourself, this is an oddly self-aware statement. Do they know something about cloning that we don’t?
12. “I once dreamt that I was a hot dog. It was exhilarating.” (Tomodachi Life)
Miis have no shortage of strange dreams, but finding exhilaration in being a hot dog is next-level absurdity. Do they mean they were being eaten? Were they rolling around in a stadium? The details are unclear.
13. “I like my sandwiches just how I like my life: with lots of layers.” (Miitomo)
This could either be deep or completely nonsensical, depending on how you look at it. Are Miis implying that life should have complexity, or are they just really into multi-layered sandwiches?
14. “I once saw a ghost. Turns out it was just my reflection.” (Miitopia)
There’s something oddly poetic about this. Is the Mii having an existential crisis, or is their mirror just exceptionally dirty?
15. “If I ever get lost in a cave, I hope I at least have pudding with me.” (Tomodachi Life)
This is an oddly specific survival plan. Why pudding? Does pudding possess secret life-saving properties in the Mii world?
16. “What’s the difference between a sandwich and a taco? Asking for a friend.” (Miitomo)
The fact that a Mii is pondering the sandwich vs. taco debate is strangely relatable. Are they just curious, or are they attempting to unravel one of life’s greatest mysteries?
17. “My hobbies include staring at walls and breathing.” (Tomodachi Life)
While technically accurate (everyone breathes), it’s a bit concerning that a Mii considers staring at walls a primary hobby. What are they seeing that we don’t?
18. “I think I saw a UFO once. Or maybe it was just a lamp.” (Tomodachi Life)
This lack of certainty is either hilarious or deeply unsettling. If lamps are mistaken for UFOs, what else are Miis misinterpreting?
19. “I have a theory that we’re all just characters in a really weird simulation.” (Miitomo)
This statement from Miitomo is perhaps the most terrifying of all. Are Miis aware that they’re digital constructs? Are they trying to tell us something?
20. “If I could be any vegetable, I’d be a potato. Potatoes have it all figured out.” (Miitopia)
Potatoes do have a pretty good life—versatile, loved by all, and delicious in every form. Maybe Miis are onto something.
Miis have been delighting and confusing players for years with their strange, almost philosophical remarks. Whether they’re discussing food, dreams, or existential crises, one thing is for sure: Miis are far weirder than we give them credit for.
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